by JOHN MIKKELSEN – IT’S that time of year when men are shaving off mustaches – and possibly beards – they’ve grown during Movember to support research into prostate cancer and other serious male disorders.
Others, however, like the look and have decided to keep them, despite protests from their “better halves”.
- The government claims it’s reducing the cost of medical care – it’s not.
- Instead, we’re lumbered with paperwork, protracted call waiting times and additional out-of-pocket expenses.
- Many clinics still don’t bulk bill, despite the PM’s assurances that millions were being spent to expand bulk billing.
Mine was still there a decade later as I arrived at the pathologist for an annual blood test including PSA (Prostate Specific Antigen) levels recently.
The room was empty when I arrived, but each time I and subsequent arrivals pressed an alert bell on the wall in compliance with a written notice, a technician poked her head out of a door and announced impatiently to waiting patients, “I’m with a patient…”
ELDERLY
Finally, another elderly gent emerged and I’m called in. First, she gives me a lecture about ringing the bell and I tell her a nurse rang it on behalf of others in the waiting room.
She continues to eye me with suspicion as she hands me a sheet of paper and says “read this, the Medicare rules have changed from November 1, and you might now have to pay for your blood test, which was previously free – that’s what the delay was as I tried to explain it to the previous patient, but in the end, he refused to have it.”
“Well I can understand that. The government claims it’s reducing the cost of medical care but in the past few weeks I’ve had to consult an eye surgeon, a cardiologist and a skin specialist which has cost me an arm and a leg and now you tell me I might be charged for this blood test!”
She gives me another sceptical look, noting that no limbs are missing as she replies, “Yes, it’s complicated … read the paper and fill in the questions.”
These related to whether I or any close blood relatives had ever had prostate cancer or a range of other conditions aligned with this frequently problematic male organ.
I tick a couple and place crosses besides others. (Fortunately, it would not have to pass checks by Voice referendum scrutineers.)
She casts an eye over it and says: “Well that might qualify you for a free test but I can’t say for sure.”
“Will my doctor know when I go for the test results?”
“No, he won’t know and you won’t know until when, or if, you receive an invoice on your mobile phone.”
Great! Maybe there will be another giant Optus stuff-up and it will be lost somewhere in the cyber-world.
BULK
Anyway, she painlessly draws enough blood to provide Dracula with a pre-dinner drop of his favourite O-negative red, I bid her goodbye and she looks relieved to see her next patient is a young woman. But as more men arrive, I think she’ll be in for a long day.
Early the following week, I visit my GP at a busy clinic that still doesn’t bulk bill, despite platitudes and assurances from Prime Minister Albanese and his Health Minister Mark Butler that they were investing millions to ensure bulk billing services would be expanded from November.
He waves me in and I wait nervously as he checks his screen and gives me a half smile as he pronounces that all my blood levels are within acceptable parameters but there was one “abnormality” highlighted in red.
Gulp! I’m waiting to hear the worst, but, “Your PSA levels are the lowest they’ve been in the past three years.”
I tell him maybe that’s because I’ve been taking some expensive medication I bought online containing an extract of a special Japanese kelp and other goodies which the manufacturers claim helps male astronauts urinate in space even if they’re floating upside down.
He raises an eyebrow: “Well at least it’s not poisoning you.”
“Do you know if I’ll be charged for the blood test?”
“Well, that’s complicated now…”
Judge that for yourself, but one thing seems certain, it won’t encourage more men to get their prostate checked regularly, as we are constantly urged in TV ads.
But before I leave, I ask him whether he has received another specialist report relating to my wife and whether she should make a follow-up appointment.
He says he’s not too concerned now about the ethics of having a quick look to see if it’s there and he pulls up her chart. Yep no problem, she could come in to discuss it when convenient.
We chat for a couple of minutes, he starts typing on his computer before he suddenly exclaims, “Oh Hell this is bad!”
“What is?”
“I’ve just entered all your details on your wife’s chart!”
“You mean you’re going to call her in for a prostate check in 12 months?”
“Yes,” he admits before adding, “Thank goodness for cut and paste!”
We are both still chuckling as he ushers me to the door and I thank him for making my day.
INFORMING
A few days later, I receive a letter from Medicare informing me my registered Safety Net Family is getting close to reaching the safety net threshold for the 2023 calendar year.
“To make sure your family gets the highest Medicare benefits possible, you need to confirm that your family registration details listed below are correct.”
They are. But I’m told I have to fill out a form and return it, or call a listed number. That seems easier, but after sitting in an unspecified queue listening to bland repetitive music and not even a recorded robot voice, I hang up.
If today’s bureaucrats were blessed with brains, they might realise it would be much easier to require contact only if changes to registered information is required.
Yes Minister! PC
Maybe I should have included this link showing prostate cancer rates overtake breast cancer https://www.pcfa.org.au/news-media/news/prostate-cancer-overtakes-breast-cancer-as-australia-s-most-common-cancer/.
“Prostate cancer is now the most common cancer diagnosed in Australia, overtaking breast cancer as the country’s leading cause of cancer.
Data just released by the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare estimates 24,217 Australian men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer this year, compared to 20,640 women diagnosed with breast cancer.
The forecast is a 34 per cent increase on previous year.[1] Australia’s peak body for prostate cancer has described the news as a wake-up call.
Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia Chairman, Adjunct A/Professor Steve Callister, said the data provided further justification for an urgent review of the nation’s Clinical Guidelines for PSA Testing….”
That was in July last year and obviously fell on deaf ears.
These new PSA test rules from Nov 1 have pretty much flown under the radar but imagine the outcry if they started charging women for mammograms, or told them “maybe you will be charged … it’s complicated.” Hopefully they never will!
Of course some will recall that Medibank created by the Whitlam Union Labor Government was a financial disaster and was replaced by Medicare.
Rudd-Gillard Union Labor created Centrelink automated debt collection system known as Robodebt announced by them in June 2011 by media release. In 2013 they announced the agreements with State governments known as NDIS. Both became a problem.
And of course their “Gonski” State Education grants by agreement signed 2013 that the Abbott Coalition agreed to support until they could reach agreement with the States for “back to basics” teaching subjects, but later discovered most teachers were not trained for that.
Education continues on a downwards path and sinking to the bottom of international standards.
Socialist Union Labor Party and Greens partners are economic vandals.