First, was it a coup? And, second, is he dead?

Now that Biden has re-emerged for an address to what remains of the nation, it seems that the second of the questions can be answered in the negative.

UNINTERESTING

There is a third question. Does Biden matter? Here’s where gets uninteresting.

Biden ran for the presidency – not counting this year – three times. In 1988, 2008 and 2020.

At his first go, he tanked when it as discovered that he had plagiarised a speech from the then UK Labour leader, Neil Kinnock.

Generously, Kinnock forgave him, perhaps in the spirit of the Socialist Alliance.

The obvious question is – and it seems typical of the Biden “career” – if you were going to plagiarise someone, why on earth did he pick Neil Kinnock?

Kinnock was one of the greatest failures of British politics.

In 2008, footage re-emerged of Biden’s apparent suggestion in one of the primary debates that Obama was a homosexual. A suggestion confirmed by other sources.

Seemingly, Obama also forgave Joe. He later made him his VP. God knows why. Joe being a crook, he had something else on Barry.

Some of Joe’s other singular contributions to public life have been his apparent affair with his subsequent wife, Dr Jill, before they made it official.

There was also the suggestion that he had sexually harassed a woman in the 1990s, and his later, serial hair sniffing and associated groping encounters with assorted females of varying ages.

Many of these were captured on camera but, no doubt, memory-holed by friendly search engines and other Big Tech denizens of Surveillance Valley.