‘Lame’ Australia needs to be invaded

by SEAN BURKE – AUSTRALIA has become so unhinged it needs to be invaded and its “weak, woke little wimps” rounded up and sent to inland reservations. 

This is the view of US Daily Wire online commentator Matt Walsh who has almost 3m followers on YouTube. 

I used to hold Australia in such high regard, but now I don’t. I’m not emotional about it – it’s not my country. I’m just telling you what’s going on, that’s all.
Matt Walsh
Daily Wire Commentator

Although speaking tongue-in-cheek, Mr Walsh was serious in his assessment that Australia had become the “lamest” nation on earth.

“Everything I’ve seen over the past five years or so has really changed my opinion of Australia,” he said.

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“I realise Australia is now a pretty lame country, tragically lame.

“I used to hold it in such high regard, but now I don’t. I’m not emotional about it – it’s not my country. I’m just telling you what’s going on, that’s all.”

Mr Walsh pinpointed Australia’s dictatorial COVID response as the point his opinion of the nation began to plummet.

“Before COVID, I thought Australia was, first of all, an absolute hellscape where poisonous spiders rained from the sky. That part is true.

“I don’t understand how you can live in that environment, however, and still be weak, woke little wimps.

“But here we are. I don’t get it, but that’s what’s happened.

“I say this as someone who has always liked Australia – at least from afar – and it pains me to see what it has become.”

Mr Walsh said he wanted to offer a solution.

“You guys are fragile down there, so I don’t want to cause you any more pain and heartache.

“But there’s only one solution. This is my compromise.

“I think Australia needs to be invaded for its own sake.

“We need to conquer it which, based on what I’ve seen, will only take three or four hours.

“Then we’ll round up all the woke, lame Australians and drive them into the interior where they can live on reservations.

“And then the cool Australians will be liberated.”

Mr Walsh also suggested that non-woke Australians be sent to live in New Zealand and that mainland Australia revert to a penal colony.PC

Australians now fragile, woke and lame – tragically so

MAIN PHOTOGRAPH: Flag burning in Brisbane. (courtesy SBS)

9 thoughts on “‘Lame’ Australia needs to be invaded

  1. I wouldn’t go so far as to say Australia needs to be invaded to teach it a lesson. But what I would say is, Australians need to think for themselves rather than rely on the words of “experts” and “reliable sources”. Australia is being socially engineered to go along with crap that is not in its best interests. It’s like Bronwyn Bishop says, communism protects the interests of the collective, if it’s right or wrong for one person then the collective has to go with it. The objective reasoning of one person doesn’t count. God gave us a brain to reason with, we need to think things through for ourselves.

  2. I emigrated here (legally) in 1965 as a 19 yr old Pom. I loved everything about this country and when I wrote my autobiography, I called it “The Journey of a Very Grateful 10 Pound Pom!”.
    I’ve moved and lived overseas several times on work assignments but always returned here out of choice.
    There can’t be higher praise than that.
    But now, I don’t recognise this country and what it has become….weak, woke and weird.
    It’s a terrible shame and won’t improve until the lazy, self-indulged middle class speak up and take on the so-called ‘elites’, radical left-wing scumbags, and hate-filled immigrants who collectively are destroying this country.

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    1. Agree with everything you say. My circumstances very similar your own, though I arrived here as a 4 year old. Worked in othere countries but always came back but the way this country has become I’m hoping to move again and spend my remaining years in another country, perhaps Asia where I once lived.
      Australia was the best country in the World, now not worth 2 bob.

    2. Very true Cliff, something has gone out of our life. The humour, the funny people, the characters. Pride in country, patriotism, the slang and the irreverence towards the pompous, beat anyone at anything attitude and usually did. Cricket in the season not all year. Holden cars and Chamberlain tractors. Chook raffles. ponies and middies and leaving your money on the counter. Barmaids who knew the round. Ahhhh!

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  3. We need to get rid of the Jew hating Marxists running the joint….that would be a useful start

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  4. It will happen and the new Chinese overlords will be in control. The Australians? Every Chinese in Australia will own one.

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    1. Or as former Liberal MP Bronwyn Bishop has commented Australia to become a vassal state to China with Union Labor and the ALP MPs from the far-left cooperating.

      And we have no say in it.

    2. The Chinese are already in control. Why do you think the greens and albo only bleat about closing down Australian coal power plants while not stopping coal exports, most of which goes to China.

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      1. Personally, in my opinion, I think we should start up our coal fire power plants and get them going again. Renewable energy just isn’t all that practical. GW is a con. It has never been examined, discussed or voted on, just foisted on the people by “experts” and “reliable sources”. There are many scientists who don’t think its been proven, actually disproven, but don’t let facts get in the way of a good con.

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