PRESIDENT TRUMP: Russia? What the hell do I have to do with Russia? By the way Russia wishes that Hillary Clinton won. They wish.

TRUMP: We are now number one in the world in energy, Russia’s number three. We’re beating now Russia and Saudi Arabia. You’d have windmills all over the place if you had crooked Hillary – they’d be knocking out those birds left and right. Those windmills whaa, whaa, whaaaa.

TRUMP (wife’s voice): Darling I want to watch television tonight and there’s no damn wind. What do I do? I want to watch the election results.

TRUMP: (husband’s voice): Darling there’s no wind, the damn wind just isn’t blowing like it used to because of global warming I think. I think it’s global warming.

CROWD: [Rolls in the aisles.]

TRUMP: Global warming. No more wind, no more life, the ocean’s going to rise one eighth of an inch within the next 250 years. We’re going to be wiped out!

TRUMP: Look, I want clean air, I want clean water, crystal clean I want, and that’s what we have at a record level. Our air and our water are cleaner now than it has ever been. Okay, with all that we’re doing.

TRUMP: And we haven’t closed up all of our industry, we haven’t closed up our businesses and lost all those jobs.PC