Politicom’s Australian Idiot of the Year

by PAUL COLLITS – AS WE conclude the annual attacks on the once iconic national day, Politicom’s thoughts have turned to Australian of the Year. And to those who weren’t nominated, but maybe should have been. 

Whichever side of politics chooses these people, the recipients are generally deemed to be non-offensive – or are positively treasured woke spokespersons. 

And… Politicom’s nominations for 2024 Australian Idiot of the Year are: Yes activist Marcia Langton, Leftist Liberal Julian Leeser, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen and Woolworth’s Brad Banducci.
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Or, increasingly, they might be worthy medicos (like this year’s) of whom no one has ever heard. Does this matter? We think so.

Who would the deplorables choose and what would their criteria be?

Well, an outsider would be drawn to other outsiders, to largely forgotten heroes and to those who pushed back against the progressive tide.

They’d prefer a thorn in the side of the elites. They want unconventional, someone who actually achieved something for we-the-people and, perhaps, an Australian who unintentionally served our interests, possibly without even knowing it.

The last group is perhaps the most interesting. They might well include our enemies and those who wish us ill, but through their own blundering or hubris have ended up on our side, furthering our interests.

Hence our following nominees.

MARCIA LANGTON
For services to the ending of welcomes to country and acknowledgements of country.

LANGTON is an Indigenous professor at the University of Melbourne, aka the Parkville Asylum. She has been a research professor and is now what they call an Associate Provost.

An associate provost leads in specific areas of engagement, cultural collections, heritage issues and development of Indigenous teaching and research activities across the university.

The academy is now riddled with appointments like these. Stan Grant is another.

More significantly, Langton was a core part of the Yes vote at the Voice referendum, and inevitably is a close mate of Airbus Albo.

Langton is approaching a million miles from the concerns of everyday Australians, black or white.

Langton’s signature achievement in 2023 was to suggest that “welcome to country” might be a casualty of a No victory.

That single intervention might just have turned the tide. The commenters at The Australian newspaper went wild. In their thousands. The troops were very excited.

Following the resounding rejection of the Voice, former Liberal Senator and conservative commenter Cory Bernardi aimed a tweet at Marcia Langton to remind her of a vow she made earlier in the year.

“Does the success of today’s vote mean Marcia Langton’s promise of no more Welcome to Country will be honoured?” Bernardi wrote.

Whether or not Langton honours her undertaking hardly matters – a little like those American stooges threatening to move to Canada at the election of a hated Republican.

The thing is, she said it, and it unleashed a storm of reaction. She opened her mouth and put her hoof in it. She captured a moment. Indeed, she created one.

She inadvertently let loose how much Australians despise the confected Indigenous guilt thrust upon them by their betters.

Marcia, I am sure, launched a thousand front-bar conversations, and many of them would not have been kind or complimentary.

Marcia is a definite contender!

JULIAN LEESER
For services to the quality of the Opposition front bench, and to the non-passage of the Voice referendum.

JULIAN Leeser, the former shadow Attorney General, is a seriously nice man with his heart and mind in the right place on many issues.

He is also a former office bearer of the Samuel Griffith Society, Australia’s own Federalist Society-style originalist group of constitutional lawyers. Leeser is not a dumbo.

Julian had a problem with the Liberal Party’s leadership on a No vote at the Voice referendum. He was an Uluru man.

But Leeser’s departure, which barely caused a ripple at the time, did have one profound effect.

It brought Jacinta Price to the front bench, and to the very heart of the No campaign’s magnificent efforts.

Jacinta Price, and her buddy Warren Mundine, rode the powerful, largely out-of-sight, anti-woke wave to the beach.

Price played the Yes people like a fiddle. Her leadership was sustained, coherent, measured, common sense and Indigenous-centric.

Any half-decent, unbiased Australian of the Year committee member should have had Price at or near the top of the list. It was never to be.

Her sheer pride in our country shone like a beacon – and still does in the dying, contested days of attack Australia month.

Leeser played an unintentional blinder.

MITCHELL JOHNSON
For services to independent journalism, standing up to The Warners and for exposing more of the woke, corporate State. [Editor’s Note: MJ doesn’t belong on this list. He really is one of the good guys.]

DURING this Aussie summer of cricket, you had to leave the country to avoid air time for Australia’s retiring opening batsman.

The only surprise is that he wasn’t himself named Australian of the Year. Just for being woke Davey Warner.

For readers not fully up-to-speed with Australian cricket matters, Warner was the ringleader five years ago in a cheating scandal in South Africa, where he organised the use of sandpaper to rub on the ball and so gain an advantage over the other side.

He copped a ban for that, but since his re-emergence he has been feted by all and sundry. We are a forgiving lot.

On top of that, he has hardly scored a run in three years and has, mostly, been a gift wicket for opposing teams. Hence struggling to hold his place in the team.

In a few short weeks this summer, we have had:

  • Endless media sycophants prostrating themselves before Warner in the lead up to his personally selected and Cricket Australia-endorsed farewell appearance in Sydney;
  • Daily headlines and wall-to-wall interviews;
  • Tedious, look-at-me celebrations on the field following rare successes with the bat;
  • Warner taking over the role of selectors, nominating his own replacement;
  • Warner somehow losing his baggy green, leading to a national search, demeaning prime ministerial involvement, unidentified (and non-existent) thieves called “scum bags”;
  • The caps mysteriously re-appearing in the team luggage at their hotel, without the remotest explanation by anyone – only sheepish silence;
  • The whole Warner family being paraded around the SCG at his final game;
  • Warner having a fresh go at the cricket establishment for the ban on him assuming leadership positions after the nationally embarrassing cheating episode in South Africa;
  • Warner arriving for a Big Bash (silly but endlessly popular white ball night cricket played in pyjamas with loud music and dancing girls) match in a helicopter, from attending his brother’s wedding.

Does the man do anything not for show? It is, indeed, all about him.

Well, a cricket journalist and former star cricketer, Mitchell Johnson, had the temerity to write some less than complimentary words about the Warner fuss. He questioned Warner’s right to a fairytale farewell.

Suddenly the full wrath of the establishment descended upon Johnson, in truly Orwellian big brother corporatism.

He was un-personed, in the twinkling of an eye, including being cancelled from a public speaking engagement.

Mitchell Johnson is one of only a few journalists left in sport or politics, or anywhere else, who isn’t bought, who uses his own mind, who refused to succumb to corporate groupthink, who questions narratives and who says what we think.

We needed a few during COVID. We need some right about now.

He should be bottled.

CHRIS BOWEN
For services to the fossil fuel sector and our collective economic future.

THE mad Chris Bowen is a stand-out among the Airbus Government and, believe me, the competition is rich.

Can this lunatic be for real? He must be a plant, a Manchurian candidate.

He is just too bad to be a genuine Labor guy. He is carpet-bombing the country – and the seas around which we are girt – with wind farms and solar farms, and even his own woke, greenie supporters are protesting about their back yards being desecrated by useless, harmful pieces of net-zero infrastructure.

Governments have been bleating on about climate crises for decades.

It has taken wild-eyed Chris – he of the truly astonishing Dubai welcome to country – to actually do something serious about that which he and his fellow climate travellers have been bellowing all these years.

And in an instant, he has turned the whole country, or at least a rapidly growing majority, against net-zero. That took some doing.

And his efforts might well just lose his boss the next election to a rejuvenated Liberal Party, now led by a sane, courageous man.

In so doing, he has inadvertently helped save the Australian economy from the destruction Labor has engineered.

Bowen deserves massive recognition for this achievement. We are truly in his debt.

BRADFORD BANDUCCI
For services to the retention of Australia Day.

IT IS only appropriate that a nominee of Australian of the Year (Politicom’s Choice) should be someone who has striven to ensure Australia Day remains massively supported and celebrated.

For the many who have no idea who the hell Bradf Banducci is – no, he isn’t an Italian celebrity chef or the new host of My Kitchen Rules – he is the CEO of Woolworths.

This is a supermarket now the subject of more inquiries than the late George Pell was a decade or so ago.

Brad wasn’t actually born here. For some this would be a minus, for others, who believe we’re all racists, being born elsewhere might be considered a fighting chance of not being racist.

Bradford was born in South Africa. [Editor’s Note: Perhaps delete the last point.]

Bradford spent time as a Director at Boston Consulting. Like McKinsey and similar firms dedicated to corporatising and hence ruining the world, Boston Consulting tells other companies how to manage.

As an industry, management consulting is a blight on the culture. Like HR.

In fact, the rise of HR and of management consulting largely overlap, and coincide with the beginning of the end of customer service.

We can’t blame Banducci for all this, but we can blame him for the attack by Woolworths on Australian values.

His actions led Peter Dutton to call on Australians to boycott Woolworths. Many did, or at least wrapped themselves in flags and similar accoutrements while grocery shopping.

But Banducci has done us all a favour.

Just like the elites need someone to hate, so do the deplorables. And he will do, now that Alan Joyce has slithered off the national stage.

But Banducci has done much more than merely giving us all a whipping boy. He has ignited a counter-debate against the usual annual statue vandals and post-colonial propaganda movement.

He has reminded us all to buy Aussie merch and to strike a counter-blow to the multi-culti virtue signallers who despise us and believe we’re stupid.

Thankfully, Brad has remembered to get Woolies to fly Indigenous flags and put up posters about Chinese New Year.

What a guy! What an Australian. [Editor’s Note: Again, drop the last point please.]

Others, like Mitchell Johnson, are almost innocently, naively honest. They say it out loud. They flip the bird at the establishment. And if that is the price of their honesty, well, it is a price they are willing to pay.

Whatever one concludes, there is room for contemplation of our unsung heroes.

Not the usual kind that are unsung because no one has ever heard of them. No, at least some of these unsung heroes did truly spectacular things in service of the people they often despise, or ignore, or simply don’t know exist – and without meaning to.

That they would be mightily pissed off with their “achievements” only adds to the pleasure.

AND THE WINNER IS…

Julian Leeser is Politicom’s model Australian of the Year.

No one saw it coming when he shuffled off the political stage. He made way for a star. And we have few stars in politics.

Leeser believed he was standing on principle and might be well thought of for it.

He was wrong – but for other reasons, we think very, very well of him. Can anyone be great without meaning to be? Leeser proves you can.

No doubt, there are many other unintentional Aussies of the Year, not mentioned here. Ironic heroes. Blunderers serving the interest of their enemies. Ghastly types who end up doing good for the many as a result of their own incompetence. 

Alternative suggestions of the genre are very welcome in the comments section. PC

MAIN PHOTOGRAPH: Julian Leeser.  (courtesy Julian Leeser)

9 thoughts on “Politicom’s Australian Idiot of the Year

  1. Generally Australian public and politicians are told what to think by the mainstream media (MSM). Many wars are entered into because we are told we need to protect freedom or democracy, like in George Orwell’s 1984 where war is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength.
    We have been told by MSM that Hamas kills babies, ripped open the bodies of pregnant women etc. And so Hamas is demonised.
    However, in Benjamin Fulford’s weekly report this article ‘Israeli Media Admits Hamas Atrocity Propaganda Was Made Up to Drum Up Support for War’, a story that appeared on Israeli Ch13. https://www.informationliberation.com/?id=64258 – blows the lid off.
    Most politicians and the public go along with the MSM narrative, often fabricated propaganda to get wars going or get us to support some idiotic cause. This is one reason Trump gets a lot of flack, he challanges the lying MSM.

  2. Simply brilliant. And yes, Leeser is a very good person who took a strong and principled stand in defence of our Constitutional Monarchy. And he did help us with the “No” vote! And yes, thank God for Langton and the demise of “Welcome to Country” which she now refuses to attend. Oh, the relief. I am a bit surprised you didn’t nominate Comrade Andrews – he who has demonstrated so eloquently how not to govern unless you are a Marxist twit!

  3. I also think that Scomo has a lot to answer for the way he handled covid, and Malcolm Turnbull should have been ejected from the Liberal Party by now.
    What’s with protecting ex-PMs from any criticism? Its dishonest to criticise the opposition, but not look at the faults of Liberal leaders. Libs have been in power longer than Labor and have to take some responsibility for the mess the country is in.
    No party has all the answers but the biggest problem with the Liberals is they have let in so many lefties into the party, and nothing is being done to remedy the situation.

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  4. Truth is the first casualty of war. Cover stories are concocted for public consumption and real motivations hidden from the public as much as possible. Cover stories are invented to demonise one party and give an excuse for war such as the babies taken out of Kuwait incubators which is now public knowledge as being concocted. One eg ‘MIDEAST : Kuwait Story of Babies Removed From Incubators Refuses to Die’ https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1992-03-06-mn-3337-story.html
    What is presented in the mass media is usually concocted for public consumption. You often have to dig to find the truth. The truth is classified as mis- or dis-information.
    So you don’t believe everything you read without investigation.
    So Howard did say that the Liberal Party was a broad church – what do you think he meant by that, and why would he say such a thing except to encourage lefties into the Liberal Party.

  5. Perhaps SA Brad B. Thinks we need Mandela & apartheid in Aussie, not sure how well that’s working.
    Labour/Lite Julian & his associates is the reason the LNP will be in the wilderness for years to come, unless they can get back to 14 seat majority Tony Abbott & true conservative values.

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    1. Liberals In Name Only (LINO left) are definitely the troublemakers and the enemies within.

      Consider the bitterness of their leader and his most recent nasty comments about his version of how he was treated, but conveniently ignored that he undermined Dr Brendan Nelson 2007-2008 when he was Opposition Leader and from 2009 Tony Abbott after the Liberals changed leader again, and the Abbott led Coalition for all intents and purposes defeated Gillard Labor at the 2010 election forcing Labor into an alliances to form a minority Labor Government. And in 2013 defeated Rudd Labor in a landslide.

      The LINO attacks increased until 2015 when their leader became PM, and in 2016 lost all the new seats gained in 2013 but were saved from defeat by one National Party seat gain.

      By 2018 the LINO left leader was defeated again and has not recovered from his shock, apparently.

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  6. John Howard might be a hero in some ways but he’s also a proven idiot in others. Let’s put aside his support for the war against Iraq for non-existent weapons of mass destruction. I’m now thinking of his comment that the Liberal Party is a broad church. Hang on, I thought it was supposed to be a conservative party. Thanks partly to his comment and support, the party is now filled with all sorts of “progressives” pushing leftie ideals and thus wrecking the party and what it originally stood for. I wonder what consultant got in his ear to make that comment.

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    1. No WMD? Definitely none ready to go discovered by UN Weapons Inspectors that Saddam Hussein agreed to allow to inspect. But they did find unused artillery shells used to carry WMD, as Iraq had used against Iran and Turkish Kurds in Iraq. They found laboratory equipment used to produce WMD. They also found the two chief chemists the locals called Doctor Death and Ali Chemicali. Also found were records of purchasing and importing the chemicals.

      And the war started when Iraq invaded Kuwait and when US Forces went to help Kuwait the Iraqis set fire to the oil wells in Kuwait, and were chased back to Iraq. That was when Saddam Hussein begged the UN to stop Operation Desert Storm and made various commitments in return including UN Weapons Inspectors being allowed in.

      Noting that Saddam Hussein was cunning and would not confirm or deny the existence of WMD in Iraq and no doubt hoping to deter Operation Desert Storm from entering Iraq.

      The “Coalition Of The Willing” was put together by the US and UK, the Howard Government joined our allies as requested by them, as did other allied nations.

      Lots more could be added but one more, contrary to the Howard Government political opponents accusations, and similar claims made elsewhere by people opposed to the war, Iraq’s oil fields were taken over by the UN not the US, and after national and provincial governments were elected in Iraq at elections organised by US and UN the oil fields were handed back to the Government of Iraq.

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      1. I did respond to this post but its still being “moderated”, probably because I had the temerity to criticise an ex-Liberal PM. Maybe it will appear in due course, maybe not.

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