Audience rolls in aisle at Turnbull’s ‘comedy’ act

THE following speech was given by former PM Malcolm Turnbull in 2015 shortly after his NSW Left faction undermined and knifed elected PM Tony Abbott in a Liberal partyroom coup.

The speech pretty much set the tone for his short stint as PM. He was mercifully removed from office by his colleagues in 2018. 

PM TURNBULL: We’re not run by factions, we’re not run by …

AUDIENCE: [falls off chairs laughing]

TURNBULL: Well, you may, you may uh, you may, you may uh dispute that but I have to tell you from experience that we are not run by factions.

AUDIENCE: [rolling on floor, tears streaming down cheeks]

TURNBULL: Nor, nor, nor are we run – nor are we run by big business or by deals in backrooms (rubs nose extra vigorously).

AUDIENCE: [laughter turns to groans of embarrassment at the sheer…].

TURNBULL: We, we rely upon the ideas, and the energy… [continues endlessly waffling at an audience – and a nation – which had permanently tuned out].PC

POLITICOM: Labor should grow up and give Malcolm his membership