But have you ever wondered how the process works?

YouTube star and clinical psychologist Orion Taraban has worked it out, based on a fascinating episode of Survivor in which all the female residents on the island were pitted against the males.

SUPERIOR

The women immediately realised they didn’t stand a chance against the men, who were not only physically superior but also formed themselves into a hierarchy with the most capable men calling the shots and the others happily accepting their place in the line-up, as men naturally do in sporting teams and so on.

So, the women did something cunning. They told the beta males that they were mere pawns in the alphas’ game and would be discarded as soon as their usefulness was exhausted.

By flirting, they were able to convince the betas to form an alliance with them instead – and the alphas were soon outmanoeuvred and defeated.

The key point, says Taraban, is that this only happens in social situations where women compete for male roles.

In societies where men and women complement each other — as in when women nurture while men provide and protect — such measures aren’t necessary.

Oh, and one other minor point: the beta males copped it in the neck anyway.

The vague promise of unlikely sexual gratification was withdrawn just before the women voted the blokes out too.

All well and good, I hear you say, but Albo, Macron and Starmer are not the type of men who can be seduced by promises of sexual benefits from the women around them.

To which I reply that, for a start, those women are about as likely to seduce a male colleague as Robert F Kennedy is to sing the title role in Don Giovanni.

Besides, all three of those men are, for all intents and purposes, already married — two of them to actual women.

But that’s not the only reward on the table in this globalist version of Survivor.

In fact, the lower down the male hierarchy you go, the less sex can be used as a bargaining chip. But other, even more prestigious rewards take its place.

STUPID

For one, you get to fly around the world on a private plane, meet other members of the international cabal, wear a stupid hat to the Pope’s inauguration – and tell the Pope how proud your mum would be of you right now.

To keep his alliance intact, all Albo needs to do is ensure half or more of his Cabinet is female, throw billions of dollars at the childcare industry so that no other women are cruelly trapped at home caring for their own children, and avoid forming any alliances with whichever alphas are left on the geopolitical scene and might intimidate the womenfolk.

So, Albo’s first priority when he landed in Rome was to meet European Commission boss Ursula von der Leyen and promise to join her alliance ensuring that the war in Ukraine is as long, catastrophic and profitable for the arms industry as possible.

This was his effeminate way of flipping the bird at Donald Trump, the alpha male that the sisters hate – who at that very moment was trying to negotiate peace in Ukraine.

But there’s more to this than just an alliance. It also brings with it an entirely new style of politics, which Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has embraced.

For all their other qualities, women have turned feelings – especially the feeling of fear – into a political weapon.

They wield this like their predecessors wielded rolling pins on drunk husbands coming home late from the pub.

So, the fear of climate change – which may or may not even exist – becomes more than a fear. It’s an “existential threat”!

And it requires us to commit to net-zero!